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Totally Scott-Lee was a reality TV show from MTV Networks Europe in 2005.
It's Lisa's birthday, she's B-list at Capital, and she wants a top 10. But Nathan thinks it looks like it's going to be a top 20. Lisa's nan likes Lisa's new video, but Michelle doesn't like Lisa's nan's dog. Nathan reminisces, and Michelle is unhappy about where Andy leaves his pants. On top of all that, it's Tuesday, so it's time for the midweeks...
Michelle buys some mince and is mistaken for David Beckenham's wife. Lisa puts on her wedding dress and watches Johnny eat snails before he goes off on tour with Starlight Express. Nathan is insulting. Lisa judges Miss Wales, opens Watford Goldsmith's, and feels unfulfilled. Andy signs a record deal and asks for permission to marry Michelle. Lisa and the girls go to the Maxim party
Lisa makes a pact with MTV to quit music if her next single isn't a top 10. Andy and Michelle disagree over whether the former pushed the latter on gravel, how old each of them are, and whether or not they agreed to get engaged. Lisa hits the studio. subs for Noel from Hear'Say at a football stadium, and is put on the same concert bill as her manager. Andy proposes via fortune cookie, and Walter Mercado predicts mega-stardom, but Lisa starts to despair.
It's Michelle's birthday. Lisa is upset because Andy put his deal with OK before his family. Nathan finally finds someone who will release Lisa's single, but they disagree over which song it should be.
Andy's getting 40k for panto but Michelle isn't happy about him staying in the same hotel as Cinderella. Lisa burns some sausages. Johnny antagonises a wasp. Andy promotes his single. Lisa shoots her video. Tony tries to kill a daddy-long-legs.
Lisa's nan thinks the single is lovely. Nathan supports Andy at Pontin's. Andy and Michelle pose for fake paparazzi photos, and complain about people being misled by actual paparazzi photos. The label want to know: will Woolworth' stock the single, and who buys Lisa Scott-Lee records anyway?
Lisa does everything she can to get Electric into the top 10, but cd:UK viewers think she should give up now. The family throw a surprise party, and get complaints from an irate neighbour. Lisa drives a remote control car on the radio, Nan goes to Benidorm, and Woolworth's cause havoc with the midweeks.
Lisa goes down a storm at a nightclub, but finally realises the implications of her deal with the devil. Mum and Dad aren't happy, and even Nathan feels guilty as everyone assembles at MTV for a live reveal of Electric's chart position.
