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单身爱情日记
After losing her mother, her relationship, and her career all in the same year, Gigi leaves Canada to resume her life in Los Angeles. However, her intentions to reinvent her love life and career are quickly deterred when she is barred from a red carpet premiere, and sees her ex-boyfriend Payne kissing his new lady. But when her pals come together for the anniversary of her mom's death – coincidentally, on Valentine’s Day– Gigi is reminded that she's not out of the game yet.
Gigi decides that a new bed – one her ex-boyfriend hasn’t touched – will be the only way to start fresh in her love life. While her friends Stella and Francesca are off bedding porn stars and movers, Gigi continues her search for a new mattress, and a new man to test it out. Unfortunately, her new bed is soon broken in by a howling ex-pimp. To make matters worse, while mattress-shopping, Gigi bumps into her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend who happen to be purchasing a bed for their new shared room.
Gigi’s desperate for work as her savings start to run low. It doesn’t help that yet another one of her past sexual partners is making it big in Hollywood. The envious thoughts and regrets begin to be too much and Gigi goes into a deep depression while she watches the Oscars® with her friends.
Gigi is pulled out of her depression when a call from her agent brings news of a job – a gig for a cable network movie shooting in the Rockies. Not realizing she is merely the movie’s required Canadian content, Gigi ventures north in search of a break from Los Angeles and her ex-boyfriend Payne. Her wish comes true when she meets (and beds) Bo, the Olympic bobsledder – only to find out later he’s an anti-Semite.
With her recent run-in with an anti-Semite, Gigi vows to only date Jews and seeks out Mr. Right on a Jewish internet dating site. She eventually strikes gold with Joe – a tall, handsome, intelligent animal lover who speaks four languages and wants children in Italy – but it turns out Joe is actually a Catholic who loves Jewish women. Meanwhile, Stella takes up stripping at an erotic dance class, and adventures ensue. Will Gigi be Jewish enough for Joe? Will Stella graduate from Stripper U?
Gigi ends up having dinner with George Clooney, who invites her to join him on holiday. Days go by without a call from George, but Gigi passes the time by interviewing tenants for her guesthouse. The perfect candidate (in Gigi’s shrewd mind) is a crusty old Oscar-winning screenwriter who claims Gigi is the ideal leading lady for her new script, which ends up being considered by Miramax Films. When the police come to investigate a foul smell coming from the guesthouse, Gigi is devastated to find the dead body, and the unfinished script, of her tenant – her one-way ticket out of unemployment town. Wouldn’t you know…George finally calls while Gigi is busy identifying the body?
After learning that she’s being stalked, Gigi decides it’s not so bad – he’s a huge fan and he professes his undying love for her – plus he’s kind of cute. Enjoying the extra attention, Gigi starts dating him, only to find out that her stalker is trailing other stars as well. Feeling deceived and rejected, Gigi becomes the stalker, and asks why he hasn’t called or stopped by, which pushes the stalker to get a restraining order against Gigi.
Gigi finally admits she may have a problem. Her roster of rebounds is becoming somewhat legendary: Bo the racist bobsledder, Stacey the screaming ex-pimp, her stalker… so she enrolls in Sexual Dysfunctions Anonymous, where she runs into the king of all sex addicts – her ex Payne. As Gigi tries to abstain from sex and Payne, she makes an impression on a movie producer who offers her the role of a lifetime. But a party with both Payne and the producer in attendance may throw a wrench in her plans to make it big.
