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Star-ving is a web series of episodes running eight to ten minutes, based very loosely on the life of David Faustino from Married... with Children. His co-star is Corin Nemec, who played the title character in Parker Lewis Can't Lose. The start date for the episodes was January 16, 2009. The series is a production of FNB Entertainment LLC in association with Sony Pictures Television, webcast on Crackle.
David Faustino tries to solicit money from former co-star Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), with no help from Corin.
Dave kills Sparky, Gilbert Gottfried's 34-year-old mentally challenged son.
Coolio saves Dave from an angry black mob that Corin knows well.
Dave's big chance to play his old role is usurped by Seth Green. The rest of the 'family' likes the idea.
Dave gets an offer to make a film in Germany. After celebrating with Ron Jeremy, he arrives to find he'll be doing more than 'brown-nosing' on the set.
Executives from 'The Network' including Ahmed Best (Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars) offer Dave a show. But then Dave downs a beer to commemorate the occasion, and things go south.
Dave and Corin run into all kinds of trouble trying to find something to eat, some involving Kato Kaelin.
When the porn shop needs cash to survive, Dave, his mom, and Corin travel to Las Vegas to steal back some unusual memorabilia.
Kidnapping Alan Thicke to extort money from his pop star son does not turn out like Dave and Corin thought it would.
Ed Asner plays twins in the episode, one a therapist, the other the head of a major foreign studio. Things are looking up for Dave and Corin until a misunderstanding takes place.
After an ill-fated trip to the gym, during which Dave happens upon his ex-wife and Coolio doing some inappropriate stretching, a locker room encounter turns ugly.
Corin decides that he and Dave need a vacation, so they visit Corin's cousins in Kentucky and somehow wind up working in a meth lab.
