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They belong behind bars.
Lovable loser Kite Man and his new squeeze Golden Glider moonlight as criminals to support their foolish purchase of Noonan's, Gotham's seediest dive bar, where everybody knows your name, but not necessarily your secret identity!
When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down disreputable dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.
Ahead of Noonan's grand reopening, Golden Glider struggles to keep the peace with Kite Man's new hire.
A villain-themed chain restaurant opens across from Noonan's just as Kite Man and Golden Glider stress over a new step in their relationship.
While decorating the apartment, Kite Man finally learns about Golden Glider's childhood, while Bane accidentally time travels to the 1980s.
As Kite Man, Golden Glider and Bane attempt a rescue at The Pit, Malice juggles two unexpected visitors: her boyfriend and a health inspector.
Golden Glider plans a mother/daughter day to bond with Rebecca, while Kite Man finally decides he's done being powerless.
As Beast Mode competes for the Sexiest Villain Award, Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn him back into Kite Man.
Kite Man and Golden Glider hide out with the Anti-Life Equation, while Bane adds babysitter to his résumé.
As Kite Man and Golden Glider wing it against an unexpected adversary, Darkseid visits Malice on the anniversary of her parents' deaths.
With time running out, Kite Man, Golden Glider and Noonan's regulars must find a way to destroy the Anti-Life Equation once and for all.
