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300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
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Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
