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George raises daughter Carmen and dyslexic son Max with his wife Angie, after surviving a miserable, dysfunctional childhood at the hands of his neglectful alcoholic mother Benny.
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancée to the family.
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay and about to be married to each other.
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all back when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior back.
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, Tony.
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.
