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It’s not Middle Earth. It’s not even New Zealand…
Fed up with the Magical Realm's obsession with large-scale fantasy warfare, Jack the Wizard decides to migrate to the sanest place he can think of: Melbourne's Western suburbs. After accidentally causing Flinders Street Station to turn ever so slightly into a giant Fish monster, his existence (and that of his fellow magical immigrants) is revealed to the Australian public. Fearing a backlash against himself and his kind, Jack swears off using magic in a bid to better assimilate into human life. But of course, fitting in was never going to be easy when people tend to get a bit 'explode-y' whenever you sneeze...
It's not Middle-Earth, it's not even New Zealand. Migrating to Melbourne from the Wizard Realm, Jack has unwittingly becomes the face of Wizard immigration after accidentally destroying Flinder's Street Station with a sneeze.
While trying to adapt to life without magic, Jack runs into an old friend.
In an effort to get him to better acclimatise to the community, Kylie takes Jack speed dating.
Jack makes a desperate attempt to convince fellow wizarding realm immigrants to better integrate into the community.
Jack tries to arrive on time for an radio interview with Senator Quinn while TV show 'No Nonsense' run their feature on the terrifying 'Baby Bones'.
A Town Hall meeting is Jack's last chance to appeal to the public before a vote which could see him and his fellow immigrants sent back to the wizarding realm.
