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Prohyas and Vambre, the brother and sister team of Warriors for Hire, are always up for a quest. But they never know what quest will drop in their laps! Giant pigs, giant spiders, or giant ancient dinosaurs, they can handle whatever giant quest you want; but not without their trusted collection of Magiswords.
Having pared down their Magisword collection, the Warriors are forced into unconventional battle choices on a dangerous mission into the Deepest Darkest Woods.
Prohyas is crushed when his good hair day becomes a no hair day and Vambre has to battle a furry monster alone while her bro is in shock without his locks!
Vambre rejects Darlin' Narwhal Magisword as being unfit for battle, but when Prohyas trains and brings out its full potential, Vambre resorts to improper extremes to get it back.
Vambre's challenge to Prohyas: Don't whine for the entirety of the next mission and you can have the Magisword we get at the end.
A veteran warrior insists that Vambre is under dressed for battle and takes it upon herself to garb Vambre in armor as Prohyas fights the beast solo without armor.
Personality conflicts between Vambre and Prohyas come to a head as the Warriors miraculously manage to ace a mission at an ever changing labyrinth.
Wanting to stop Flonk from being an evildoer for good, Prohyas tries to find Flonk a permanent venue for his nasty comedy. Vambre, however, wants to deliver him to the cops as usual.
The Warriors go to extreme measures so folks remember their names.
After Witch Way teases Prohyas by calling him, "Vambre's sidekick," Prohyas intensifies his efforts to prove them wrong.
Vambre tries her best to keep her tough Warrior reputation intact and still go to the cutesy wootsy Piggiepie Jones stage show.
The Warriors want someone to enjoy collecting Magiswords as much as they do, so they go crazy trying to interest Cattus the Oneblade into obtaining more.
Prohyas becomes obsessed with riding an uncooperative goat to get over a mountain.
The Warrior Family's broccoli crop is stolen and the Warriors and Danelda team up to track it down underground.
Vambre gets locked inside Mount Ma'all so Prohyas tries to get her out while Vambre does her best to escape from the inside.
DeBizz helps the Warriors become more famous as their agent, but Vambre returns to adventuring while Prohyas gets caught up in the DeBizz fame trap.
The Warriors teach Witchy Simone and her Slugburger crew how to use Magiswords. Prohyas teaches the basics while impatient Vambre tries to teach "the good stuff" too fast.
After suffering trauma from being the dunk-ee in a dunking booth, Prohyas has trouble getting through the dunk based traps in Man Fish's lair.
The Warriors must use a Legendary Magisword to defeat a giant king who wants to eat celebrities. This proves difficult when being eaten by the King makes Vambre feel very small.
The search for a mythical creature gets rather metaphysical when the equally elusive Cattus' assists the mission.
Witchy Simone accidentally turns Vambre into a frog and Prohyas and Witchy try to change her back.
