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Blue Collar TV
The theme of the premiere episode is "Family," and skits include the "House of Gravy" restaurant, "400 Pounds of Intervention" and "Big Kids."
The theme of this episode is "Naked," and skits include "Real Bachelors" and "Rescue 911." The redneck dictionary word of the week is "European".
Blue Collar look at game shows, the hit drama "CSI" and a very special skit called "Hick Eye for the Queer Guy." The redneck dictionary word of the week is "fascinate."
Blue Collar look at the good old-fashioned American vacation with tips on how to quiet a noisy kid at a pool, how to arrange a weekend in jail when your cable goes out and what to do when your father marries a younger woman on spring break.
Blue Collar take a light-hearted look a marriage. The show starts off with a lingerie fashion show for married women. Jeff plays a very strange action hero, and Larry reads a special version of "Little Red Riding Hood." The Redneck Word of the Day is "hammer."
Jeff Foxworthy portrays a limbless stuntman named Weeble Kneeble and a repairman whose most useful tool is a baseball bat. Larry The Cable Guy tries to master the art of pottery, and Bill Engvall asks the age-old question, "When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?"
Jeff Foxworthy plays L. Roy Tippet, a country singer with 20 million songs, none of them good. Foxwothy also plays a guy who chooses a fishing trip over his mother-in-law's funeral. Next, Jeff and Larry the Cable Guy play two unlikely reporters on an awards show red carpet, and viewers get a triple dose of the Redneck Word of the Day.
Jeff Foxworthy Bill Engvall and Larry The Cable Guy learn to salsa dance. Bill plays a volatile little league coach, and basketball coach Bobby Knight makes a guest appearance. Bill also plays the proud owner of the new George Foreman deep fryer. Gary Anthony Williams plays Charlie Pride -- the only person at the 35th Annual African-American Country Music Awards. The Redneck Word of the Day is "witchadidja."
Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy are joined by special guest Drew Carey as hunters singing Broadway show tunes. Jeff Bill and Larry take a lesson in down-home Creole cooking at the New Orleans School of cooking, and Peter Oldring joins Drew, Jeff and Bill in a discussion of who has the biggest deck. The Redneck words of the day are "Hurricane" and "Parade."
A New Orleans palm reader predicts the future for Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. Cousin Timmy shows off his secret stash of candy to "Big Kids," Ronnie, Blake and Dooley. Gary Anthony Williams joins Jeff and Bill for a second discussion of who has the biggest deck and Hank Williams, Jr. joins the cast for dinner.
Larry The Cable Guy is transformed into Larry the Spider Guy after being bitten by a spider, Jeff Foxworthy gets a surprise visit from the Butt-Bandit during a routine exam, and Bill Engvall, Ayda Field and Ashley Drane play a family from Los Angeles family working on a "progressive life-imprinting child-rearing method."
Big Kids' Ronnie, Blake and Dooley get spooked while trick-or-treating. The Tackett Family tries to throw a Halloween party but it turns out that Terry and Lloyd forgot to send the invitations. Larry the Cable Guy plays the Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry and The Redneck Words of the Day are "Disdain" and "Mask."
Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy relax at Dan Grogan's Gravy Spa, Larry learns synchronized swimming, 400 lb. parents Hank and Debbie are upset when their daughter Cleo wants to date a "skinny person", and Larry and Brooke find a simpler way to eat with "Pre-Chewed Food." The Redneck Word of the Day is "Artichoke."
Jack Bauer is back in the new drama "24 Seconds" for people with short attention spans. Heath Hyche, Ashley Drane, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring try to spell "engine" in a Redneck Spelling Bee and The Martin Brothers, Casey, Jack and Dale stage their own Funniest Home Video. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Judo."
Two-time Grammy Award-winning recording artist LeAnn Rimes plays Christie Brinkley opposite Jeff Foxworthy as Chuck Norris in a skit about the "dual exercisemaster 3000." Rimes also performs her hit single "Nothin `Bout Love." The episode also features an appearance by a special surprise superstar.
Larry the Cable Guy teaches kids the true spirit of Christmas with his politically correct fairytale, "Twas the Night Before a Non-denominational Winter Holiday," Big Kids Ronnie and Blake try to teach Dooley to walk in order to save Christmas, and Terry, Tina and the rest of the Tackett family remind us why there's no place like a mobile home for the holidays. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Mistletoe."
Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy take a lesson in Japanese cooking, Larry plays an overly friendly family dog named Rusty and Jeff plays an overweight detective named Heavy Heat. Bill Engvall insists that men should always pack the car, but his perfect system leaves no room for his family. Brooke Dillman, Ashley Drane, Ayda Field, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring also star. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Masterpiece."
Bill Engvall plays Jeff Foxworthy in the story of Jeff's catch phrase "You Might Be A Redneck", - Larry the Cable Guy goes back in time to discover the origin of Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign," and Jeff Foxworthy plays a frustrated Larry the Cable Guy in the adaptation of "Git-R-Done." Jeff Foxworthy plays a NASCAR driver who takes his daughter to work, and Brooke Dillman mud wrestles with Bill Engvall. Ayda Field, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring also star. The Redneck Words of the Day are Junior and Senior.
Diana DeGarmo joins "Whoopi Goldberg" in a telethon for the victims of people with "Faces That Stayed That Way Disease," Larry the Cable Guy introduces his new scent, "Larry Cologne," and Martha Stewart shares her tips from jail, including candle-making and tricks for improving the taste of prison meals. Bill Engvall opens Major Walnuts, the male version of "Hooters" and the ladies of "Blue Collar TV" star as Kitty, Alexis and Boosha in "Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives." The Redneck Word of the Day is Austere.
Jeff Foxworthy stars as a father trying to help his wife and kids cope when the loss of their TV cable sends them into a panic. A baby's attack on her nanny is caught on the Nanny Cam, the haunters become the haunted in the Redneck adaptation of the "Amityville Horror," starring Larry the Cable Guy, and "Joe Rogan" serves up dinner "Fear Factor" style. The Redneck Word of the Day is Statue.
