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Judge sentenced me to death cause I took a bank hostage? Don't think I know how to use a gun. These guys really wanna tell me about their wives.
I'm going to Hogwarts!
Dream where I explore a haunted hospital. It's fine except Steve got a terminal diagnosis. I hope he's okay.
Found this leprechaun. Nice guy. Then went to war and my best friend died, but there's a therapy that will make that okay.
Ok. Time for me to relax and get a massage. That'll help.
Dr. Thomas has been helping me a lot. I think.
I'm Batman, I think; some guy keeps booking the lactation room.
Insane dream where this assassin is trying to kill me, and I wrote a book.
Dream journal: My son is a very talented artist but for some reason that's bad for me; the Devil sold me his soul?; he texts a lot.
Do you ever get brain fog?
More bad dreams; somebody call the police, these idiots are freaking out.
We work right next to the Tiny Desk Concerts.
I think I'm in love; well, at least I love my sister, but in a different way.
