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Distractible
Mark, Bob, and Wade try doing this with even more arbitrary rules
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!
Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
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The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
Orange Is The New Distract.
The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
