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Les tries to go from the most boring science teacher to the most cool but a waiting list 1,200 names long has him trying an extreme makeover using his friends and a hair-clipping monkey.
Lars is being wasted in the Glee Club. He jumps things up during a practice only to be thrown out of the group. The gang comes up with a plan to use some of Noam's inventions to have Les use Lars' voice and dance moves. The flying vampire weasels don't take to the Lars-wanta-be voice and attack the show. It's up to Lars to rock the house and control the weasels.
A heat wave hits town and Chet has diverted all the water to his private pool. Les and crew build a awsome water park in the back yard. Les is concerned about the swimsuit that Lars is almost wearing. His worries are short-lived as his own baggie trunks are sucked off and clog up the water park's pumping system. Les must come to the rescue but first he must cover up the bare facts of his lack of trunks.
There's a new exchange student from Norg and Lars is really interested in her but knows nothing about how to talk to her. Les and Noam try to awesomeize Lars with disastrous results. When his mutant chest hair kidnaps Olapa it's Lars to the rescue and he wins the girl.
Another rainy day and the gang just can't bear another one of Lars' "Stand-up" routine at lunch time. Noam and Thera alter the heating system to cause a "Snow Day" inside. Lars is terified that the family curse of the Yeti would come true. The gang try to help Lars conquer his fears only to find out Yeti are real and are the best hecklers in the world and take it out on Lars. Les and Noam work on removing the snow and ice while Lars challenges the Yeti to a heckle-off and wins just as the 'snow day' turns into 'water park day'.
Thera was a shoe-in for winning the local skateboarding games and a national 'bruse-cruise' until Ned Falcon arrives on the scene. Not only does it appear that he can out-skate Thera but she's falling head-over-heels for him. Les tries to channel that love-crazed feeling to skateboarding power. Thera finds Ned to be too stuck on himself after she lets him use her crush-powered skateboard. Thera makes an awesome ride and the gang realizes that the only way to beat Ned is to feed is over-size ego into overload.
Thera's idea of Awesomeizing the school trophy case backfires and the boys get the blame and detentions even after Thera confesses. The boys decide to awesomize detention using Noam's hypo-apple. Thera has ideas of her own, all she needs to do is get a detention which seems like Mission Impossible. The boys turn detention into Disco Club-D but Thera is still without a detention and left out in the hall. How can she get a detention and enjoy the club?
The gang wants to see the primere of the new Bite My Heart movie but there's no cash between them. If Les does his long overdue chore of taking care of the lawn there's plenty of money available. After a short try at doing it themselves it is decided to awesomeize yard work. The robo-yard workers do well at first then go wild. The gang save the day, finish the work and get the cash only to find an endless line at the movie. It's the battle scars of the robo-wars that saves the day.
Les introduces the team to a new drink called 'Spoda' made from potatos. The Cashola Company that makes it is using subliminal messages in the commercials to sell the horrible stuff. Noam is just too busy to help with the operation. They make a device so he can help while he's sleeping. One major glitch was watching a sci-fi horror movie before turning in. Noam has a dream that everyone is a part of the movie and attacks. They have to use Noam's attack to rid the town of Cashola's hold on the people.
The Least-Lovable Dog wonders into the Awesome house. The gang's mission is to clean him up and train him so somebody would want him. Lars offers to train him in the Norgish custom. Lars bonds a bit too much with the pooch and begins to act like a dog himself. Lars winds up adopted by the Yonkels and is rescued by the dog. Back home the gang is visited by the dog catcher who is looking for the dog for a different reason.
Time to awesomize the last day of summer. Noam makes a device that slows time way down so the day can last longer. You can only have so much fun but Les breaks the controller that stops the device so he can have more fun but the gang has had enough and begin to fight. Les has to get the gang to work together again to get time going again.
A Country Field trip goes bad (to Les) when the bus gets four flat tires. He tries to awesomeize their country stay and runs into a country version of their gang, the Increda Posse. And the fight is on! After hayrides and barn-dances the battle creates an optimus chicken who goes after all of them. Both gangs must team up to fight this new threat.
After a failed attempt to awesomize the school mascot the Vice-Principle banishes them to the one place that sucks out all creativity, The Yearbook comittee! They put cameras all over the school and use a computer called ALEC to make an on-line virtual Yearbook. ALEC decides to take over since nobody would thank 'him' for all the hard work. The plug has to be pulled.
Thera needs to one-up her cousin in parting planning for cousing Tyler. Tyler clearly wants a party based on a video game. Les and Lars become characters of the game. Les needs a bit of help getting into character so Noam whips up a gizmo that makes Les go a bit too much into character.
Lars can't get an audience for his one-man show, so he builds an army of robot fans who are programmed to never to stop loving his act.
Noam's one-man Banana Protocol Band is matched up against the Football team by Les. The one with the biggest crowd wins. Les tries to awesomize Noam's music and band against his wishes. In the end it's not Noam that performs for the awesome crowd but another member of the team.
The County Fair is on with the usual lame games and rides. The gang awesomizes the merry-go-round to a really trick ride. Thera's the only one in the gang that wants another ride on the tricked-up-turner. Chet buys the ride and Thera refuses to leave. Chet and Thera ride at maximum speed and exchange personalities. Now it's a race to switch them back.
The school band is rather lame. The band needs a new drum major since aliens kidnapped the last one. Les and Lars try and fail to lead only to find that Noam is the natural leader the band wants. Problem is Noam wants nothing to do with performing in front of people. Les has Lars build a two-kid drum major suit. Can the awesomeize the band without Noam's gadget genius?
After a mishap with Noam's awesome washing machine sends all of Les' clothes into space, Les is stuck going shopping for new clothing. Noam trys to awesomeize the mall but that does not work well for Les. Thera steps in and trains Les for the zin of shopping. It seems that she trains a little too well, and Les becomes a fashion monster. The two have a fashion show-down that ends in a draw and a surprise winner.
Les is the only Awesome that has never won a sports trophy. He tries out for all the school's sports teams only to fail. He wins a spot on the golf team because he showed up. There is one more member of the team, Boomer, who is an exchange student from Scotland and a 10th generation golf pro. Even after awesomizing a mini-golf course can Les finally win a trophy?
