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It Ain't Half Hot Mum
The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.
The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.
The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.
A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.
Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.
When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.
A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.
The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.
Windsor Davies
Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams
Melvyn Hayes
Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont
Don Estelle
Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden
Donald Hewlett
Colonel Charles Reynolds
Michael Knowles
Captain Jonathan Ashwood
John Clegg
Gunner 'Padoruski' Graham
Dino Shafeek
Char Wallah Muhammed
Mike Kinsey
Gunner 'Nosher' Evans
Kenneth MacDonald
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark
Stuart McGugan
Gunner 'Atlas' Mackintosh
迈克尔·贝茨
Rangi Ram
Christopher Mitchell
Gunner 'Parky' Parkin