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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.
Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.
Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.
Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.
After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354
Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353
Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.
Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8
Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio from RT Podcast #353
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad. Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show
Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure? Audio from RT Podcast #360
Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up. Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It?
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind. Audio from RT Podcast #362
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is. Audio from RT Podcast #311
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out! Audio from RT Podcast #226
This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt. Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life
Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45
Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364
Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #10
