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All For One
Freshman Dorothy Castlemore is not having a good day. A fresh black eye, a douchey mortal enemy getting in her way and nobody around she can punch. At least she has the internet and a cute new roommate to help cheer her up!
Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choices. Unwise? Unwise.
Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the internet before they're ready to save anyone.
Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.
Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.
How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your friend who is in the depths of despair because she feels like her life's dreams are over?
What could go wrong at a sleepover? Seriously, trust an Episode Description Writer, this will just be happy fun times!
Okay...sooo I, your humble Episode Description Writer, was wrong about the last episode. I apologize. But, I bet there won't be any drama in this one! Let's see, In Episode 8: Dorothy finds out the REAL reason she and Connie were rejected from MST. ...Frack.
The gang return from the union meeting and recap their pear-ilous confrontation.
Miller and Dorothy forget the camera is on. A lot. Plus, the girls meet Miller for the first time and at least one terrible pun is made. Seriously, it's awful. My pear pun from last episode description was much better.
Alex and Miller work through the drama of their shared past the best way possible - in front of everyone and a camera! (I should really stop teasing them for forgetting about the camera. If they remembered, I'd be out of a job!)
Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex opens up to the Inseparables about her history with Miller. (We're having a performance review today. I tried extra hard to make this a professional episode description.)
There is a party. And foam swords! There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!! There is dancing. AND FOAM SWORDS! ...I wish I had a foam sword. ...I wish I had friends who would have foam sword fights with me. ...I wish I existed outside of this description box so that I could make friends who would have foam sword fights with me.
Everyone makes smart choices and nothing goes wrong! Is what I would write if I were writing this episode description on opposite day.
Can I tell you a story? It's about 4 friends: Schmorthy, Schmortia, Schmariana & Schmiller. Once upon a time they did not go behind their friend Schmalex's back. The end. The people in this episode are not as sensible as the Schmusketeers.
Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy & Co. seem to think so. And maybe if we all believe hard enough, it'll come true! If you believe, clap your hands! (It's impossible for me to hear you clap, but I'll know whether you did by watching the outcome of this episode.)
Dorothy, Ariana, Miller & Portia. Or as I sometimes call them: DAMP. No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMP! DAMP STOP IT NOW. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE DAMP PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me while I go ponder the futility of my existence in a world where I am completely incapable of influencing what will happen and my only purpose in life is to record what has already come to pass.
This was an emotional roller coaster. I need to go lie down. You go ahead without me. I'll meet you at the next episode.
Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? (Hey, who turned the creep levels of this series up?)
